Car Bumper Stickers

Cirrus was talking about funny bumper stickers to put on his new car… so i googled and found a few funny ones:

  • On the journey of life, I chose the psycho path.
  • On your mark, get set, go away!
  • If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
  • If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. (This is tailor made for life insurance underwriters lor!!)
  • Horn broken. Look out for finger.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me.
  • I drive the speed limit. If you don’t like it, call a cop!
  • Are you following Jesus this close?

Cirrus thought of a few funny ones too…

  • If you can read this, you’re 1 inch closer to my new bumper.
  • Try to believe, bumper is old.
  • Learn to spell A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T by coming closer.

And i came up with these…

  • If you can read this, my new bumper thanks you.
  • I’ll see you at the next traffic light.
  • Got money to buy car, no money to buy signal?
  • Try to believe, bumper needs changing. (Er, edited from Cirrus’ version. Hehe).
  • My insurance won’t pay for my new bumper. Yours will.

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