It’s funny how people often do not believe u when u tell them the simple truth. Like last night…
Hockey Friend: Are Iceman & u dating?
Me: (Jabs Iceman’s shoulder & repeats the question) Eh, your friend asked if we’re dating.
Me: (To Hockey Friend) I’ll think about it.
Iceman: U’ll think about it? Yessssss!!!!!
Hockey Friend: (Semi-rolls eyes). I’m off. Bye!