1st Stupidity Challenge in the Year of the Rat
Published February 12th, 2008 in Can't Out-Talk Stupidity. 0 CommentsHappy Chinese New Year everyone!!
First day back to office, and i was duly entertained by Smarties and Kid’s Meal.
Smarties was talking to another colleague of ours, Meatlover, about the volunteer work Meatlover does…
Smarties: Wow. Then do you get paid for giving tuition?
Meatlover: Of course not lah! It’s volunteer work. Where got get paid one?
Smarties: Oh. Volunteer for who?
Meatlover: CDAC
Smarties: C.. C what? CDAC? What’s that?
Xiao Lao Shu (obviously couldn’t take it any longer) turns around and says: The one that your pay always gets deducted $1 for lah!
P.S. For foreigners who’re not sure what CDAC stands for, it’s the Chinese Development Assistance Council (www.cdac.org.sg).
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Bigmac was relatively free today and so he was going through some mass emails that Kid’s Meal (KM) copied him in.
Bigmac to KM: So which underwriter do you think the client will go for? Is it going to be Uleer?
KM: I’m not sure. Upsize didn’t say. But i think all got chance.
Bigmac: All? Surely after the presentation to the client, one insurer would’ve stood out? Does even Cofrance have a chance?
KM: I think so.
Bigmac: Why?
KM: I don’t know. I think so. But i think maybe the client will go for @traders.
(Yes, please ignore her contradiction).
Bigmac: @traders? Why?
KM: ‘Cos Upsize said the client was very impressed by their presentation that day.
Bigmac: Oh. What about their presentation?
KM: I think they used powerpoint, then got a lot of animation kind. So the client was very impressed.
DUH?????????????????? Since when does an MNC pick which insurer to used based on animated powerpoint slides!!!! Sheesh! The naivete!
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