Things I Don’t Understand

There’re many things i don’t understand.

Why do people sit cross legged on chairs in foodcourt?

Why do people slurp when they eat?

Why can’t guys tell there’s gravy/ food all over their mouths/ chins?

Why do girls with elephant legs wear miniskirts?

Why do people walk on the road instead of the pavement?

Why do some drivers not signal?

Why do people drive without their headlights in heavy downpour?