When I was working at the phone-in helpdesk of a local ISP, I used to say I would one day publish a book titled "101 Stupid Users". That could be module 101 for stupid users, or a compilation of 101 stories on stupid users… of which after they read the book, they wouldn’t be so stupid anymore.
Anyway, before I start on my "stupid users" story, let me tell you a story I heard from my colleague yesterday. Her brother-in-law (BIL) is from the Jurassic ages. He hates going to the bank so whenever he needs to get cash, what he would do is ring his provision store and order like loads of groceries and he’ll tell the provision shop owner, "Bring $2000 cash when you come". So this way, the BIL gets his cash, together with his goods.
Recently, my colleague met the BIL again at some family gathering. Very excitedly, the BIL said to her, "Tell you something. If you ever want to get cash these day, you can just go to an ATM you know! It’s so convenient!".
Bursting out laughing, my colleague said, "Oh my gosh! Which age are you from?".
P.S. Booze Queen – the colleague in question is your boss. Hahahahaha.