weirdo attraction month

wah lau eh. this must be weirdo attraction month. met ANOTHER weirdo on my way back. was at the traffic light opposite OCBC centre when i was stopped by this indian guy.

indian guy: excuse me?
me: yes?
indian guy: (tentative tone) i was having a smoke and u walked by
me: ya?
indian guy: and i was wondering, er, if we could hang out?
me: (matter of factly & without hesitation) nope.

and as i walked away, i heard a soft, “why not…”

sigh. why do i get all the weirdoes huh? why can’t some tall (granted the indian chap was tall but…), handsome guy chat me up instead?