Archive for February, 2008

Note to Self

Note to self #1: When wearing hot pants, do not hook fingers through belt loops as underwear will be exposed.  Wait a min… note to self sub point 1 – do not wear hot pants when you have flabby legs. Note to self #2: When working as cabbie, preparation is better than cure. Note to […]

Good news for all Singaporeans! Our roads remain safe. Kid’s Meal failed her driving test… with a record 48 demerit points… I’ve never known anyone who flunked by 48 points… Oh and she didn’t even make it out of the test circuit… This is what you call, “can’t out-drive stupidity”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😛

Road Hazard Update

My department had our CNY dinner today and the conversation shifted to Kid Meal’s driving test tomorrow.  Bouncy told Kid’s Meal to make sure that she "adjusts" all the mirrors when she gets into the car with the tester. Kid’s Meal said, "Why must u do that?  All the mirrors will be adjusted already what […]

Conversation overheard between Bigmac (BM) and Kid’s Meal (KM). BM: KM, why are u writing the minutes all in first person?  U know, as in, why do you write, "ABC says: ‘I will do this’", and "DEF says: ‘I will check on this…’", etc.  Shouldn’t the minutes be in third person? KM: Oh… I did […]

My Moral Duty

I believe it is my moral duty to tell everyone to STAY AWAY from UBI (Eunos) area this Friday, 22 Feb 2008. My belief is based on a conversation that happened earlier today… Bigmac: So are u confident of passing your driving on Fri? Kid’s Meal: Er, no… i’m going to have a practice session […]

Looking Forward

Cirrus (aka Clown) wished me Happy Chinese New Year twice over MSN.  The first time, i ignored it because somehow, his seemingly harmless greetings tend to come with a secret agenda.  Can’t blame me for my paranoia after the extremely ugly break up we had.  I’ve never had an ex-bf harass me before… waiting outside […]

Happy Chinese New Year everyone!! First day back to office, and i was duly entertained by Smarties and Kid’s Meal.  Smarties was talking to another colleague of ours, Meatlover, about the volunteer work Meatlover does… Smarties: Wow.  Then do you get paid for giving tuition? Meatlover: Of course not lah!  It’s volunteer work.  Where got […]

Chinese New Year Hide & Seek

Iceman came to my place yesterday and Muah Chee and Patience went to the living room to wish him a Happy Chinese New Year.  As i was going to Iceman’s place for dinner, i left them in the living room as they were having a pretty good time, having been cooped up in my bedroom […]

February 2008