i think grown-ups are so boring. last Saturday, my chauffeur ferried me across the enclosure to meet my daddy. this is the first time i’m seeing my daddy and he isn’t behind bars. we started the meeting by sniffing at each other. daddy doesn’t smell as good as mommy… no appetizing milk scent (although i’ve stopped drinking milk ‘cos i’m a big boy now.)
my daddy is really huge. but i think he is a big softie. after we sniffed each other for a while, my chauffeur told my daddy, “Muah Chee sit down. Pinky pat pat Muah Chee!”. my daddy immediately put his head down with his chin on the ground. aiyoh, so obedient. no spunk at all! i thought that was just too boring for a Sat outing with my daddy. so i…. ran around my daddy and tried to mount him! hahahahaha!
“HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!” i mouthed to my daddy. but ooh… he wasn’t too pleased when i tried to climb on his back. my daddy immediately sprang up and wanted to spank my backside. we ended up running about in circles… hehe… i wanted my piggyback ride, and daddy wanted to beat my backside.
after seeing this, my chauffeur was afraid that my daddy would get really angry and i don’t know… maybe get high blood pressure or something… so my chauffeur separated us, scooped me up and ferried me back to my personal back garden.
i told my mommy what i did and she said i was very naughty. my nanny also gave me a earful when she found out about it. she said something about being “spoilt”. me? spoilt? oh come on! where’s everyone’s sense of humour? indignant about her incessant nagging, i bochup-ed her and cleaned my fur. mommy said she gave up, shook her head, and went to lie down at her favourite spot at the garden hose jacuzzi.
oh well, i’m growing really big now… probably going to have more photoshoots coming up. will show you fans more pictures next time ya? will get my nanny to post them for me. ciao for now! and… Happy April Fool’s day!
handsomely yours,
Prince Pinky
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