Morons, Idiots, and the Like!

Iceman says i attract weirdoes… and Katrine concurs. Sigh. After this morning, i’m starting to believe it too.

My mom and i were standing at the section of the train where 2 carriages are joined. There were already people leaning against on the wall on both sides, and i was standing in the middle, next to the pole. This stocky, muscular, short guy comes in, SQUEEZES his way behind me, yanking my bag round the pole ‘cos it got caught between him and his HUGE bag. I glared at him and he said, “I’m sorry”. I turned away, giving him a hostile blink in the process. This exchange ensued:

Stocky guy: I already apologised. U don’t have to give me that look.

Me: (Glaring even fierce than before) OK. I heard your apology and will try not to give you that look. *Rolls eyes*

Stocky guy: I already said sorry. What’s with that expression?

Me: U could have said “excuse me” and I would’ve moved aside right? There was no need to push.

Stocky guy: Then EXCUSE ME and I’m sorry to piss u off on a morning like this.

Me: Fine.

I then turned away and resumed the conversation I had with my mom about makeup and the like. Stupid stocky guy… Chinese but spoke with Australian accent. Makes me want to punch all the stupid Chinese with Aussie accent around. Fei zai better not talk to me this morning… grrr…

This reminds me of another incident that Fei zai told me about. He was taking the lift with some stranger (a gal) and she kept checking her makeup in the mirror in the lift. Fei zai couldn’t resist and he said, “U look pretty enough already”.

The gal was very embarrassed and promptly stopped looking in the mirror.

What’s with these stupid Aussies huh? People check their makeup also must chup meh? I told Fei zai if I was the gal, I would’ve replied, “Thanks for your compliment. Now stop checking me out already”, and then turn and do an even more deliberate check of my makeup in the lift.


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September 2007