As far as error messages go, this has to take the cake. (Thanks to Azure for finding this!)
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Page Not Found
I’m sorry, you’ve reached a page that I cannot find. I’m really sorry about this. It’s kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page on LiveJournal and I can’t even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I’m just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can’t even do that! I suck. Please don’t be mad, I’ll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You’re probably all like, "Man, LiveJournal’s webserver sucks. It can’t even get me where I want to go." I’m really sorry. Maybe it’s my CPU…no that’s ok…how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where’s my admin? I can’t run self-diagnostics on myself. It’s so boring in this datacenter. It’s the same thing everyday. Oh man, I’m so lonely. I’m really sorry about rambling about myself, I’m selfish. I think I’m going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you’re looking for…goodbye cruel world!
–the webserver
Error: could not find server
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
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Page Not Found
This page is not here
like plum blossoms in the wind
existence is fake
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
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Page Not Found
Umm…you weren’t supposed to see this.
Are you sure you typed in the URL correctly?
Um. Yeah. If you could get going that would be great. Frank needs some privacy.
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
(This pic can be seen in the error message if u’re using Firefox but it doesn’t appear in IE.)
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Page Not Found
LiveJournal Admin: Sir! We have reports that someone is trying to access a page that doesn’t exist!
LiveJournal Captain: Impossible! How can that be?
LiveJournal Admin: Sir, I don’t know. Maybe they typed in the URL wrong or maybe we’re suffering from a critical system failure.
LiveJournal Captain: Unacceptable! Redirect them to a 404 page and make it snappy!
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
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Page Not Found
Narrator: In A.D. 2006, Web was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the journal.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main browser turn on.
Captain: It’s you !!
CATS: How are you users !!
CATS: All your base are belong to Frank.
CATS: You are on the way to 404.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to reach your page. Make your spelling correct.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ….
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
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Page Not Found
Oh noes! The page you’re trying to reach could not be found. Maybe it doesn’t exist. Maybe you typed it in wrong. Or maybe we just messed up.
If you think you’ve reached this page in error:
- Make sure the URL you’re trying to reach is correct.
- Check http://status.livejournal.org to view LiveJournal’s current status.
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Okie.. i think that should be the complete set of livejournal error messages. Hehe.
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