Vandalin: So how was your wedding yesterday?
Me: Huh? My wedding? I didn’t know i got married yesterday. Not invited leh.
Vandalin: Oh… wrong person then. But someone told me a _____ <insert my name here> from salsa got married yesterday!
Me: Really? I didn’t know there was another person with the same name! Damn! Then how are we going to differentiate the 2 of us now? Like the 2 Wendys is it? Big Wendy, small Wendy…
Vandalin: No… more like “married ___” and “lao chu nu ____”
Me: KNS! %&$*^(#
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