Dance like no one's watching

This has gotta be the most classic “damn u iOS autocorrect” story i’ve heard. My colleague’s ex-boyfriend SMSed her to say that he’s getting married. She was happy for him as they’ve remained friends and wanted to reply, “Congrats!”. Unfortunately she typed wrongly… and her iPhone auto-corrected it to “Contest!” The guy went silent after [...]

Given that the word “google” has made it into our dictionaries, I thought it was interesting to find out what people around the globe search for.  Check the list below… purely for some laughs on a late Friday afternoon.

Anyone remembers the old Tiger ad campaign – What Time Is It? Well, for those who don’t remember, or perhaps just forgot… the Hokkien version was by… Cai Lizhang!  Heh.  This was the brainchild of the original artistic director who came up with the ad campaign, Liang Weifeng (if my sources are correct). Here’s the [...]

I wanted to take a photo of this but kept forgetting to bring my handphone into the loo… so this is taken from Booze Queen’s page… Seriously, I have no idea why anyone would refer to themselves as the “BS team”.

Sian.  Wanted to do some work tonight but can’t connect to office servers.  Sian.  E-mail won’t work, no access to common drives… our IT systems suck. 

I couldn’t resist – permed my hair last Fri.  Yuki did a “Japanese perm” this time – in short, my hair was set in curlers, doused with the first chemical, rinsed out, soaked with second chemical and the rinsed again.  The whole perming process took about 2+ hrs.  No heat was involved so the curls [...]

Brokers would do anything for more brokerage… including requests from underwriters to score some bicycle kick goals…

Got this from a friend.  I thought it was hilarious.  See the “Variable Factors” at the bottom.  Hehehe.

Here’s a joke to add cheer to a dreary Friday. Bigmac interviewed a candidate for our political risk and structured trade vacancy this morning.  The candidate is definitely very strong academically (2nd upper honours in Actuarial Science) but unfortunately not very savvy otherwise.  Here’s an excerpt of the conversation that convinced Bigmac not to hire [...]

Yibi alerted me to this.  Heh. Happy April Fool’s Day!