Dance like no one's watching

Got this from a friend.  I thought it was hilarious.  See the “Variable Factors” at the bottom.  Hehehe.

Here’s a joke to add cheer to a dreary Friday. Bigmac interviewed a candidate for our political risk and structured trade vacancy this morning.  The candidate is definitely very strong academically (2nd upper honours in Actuarial Science) but unfortunately not very savvy otherwise.  Here’s an excerpt of the conversation that convinced Bigmac not to hire […]

Yibi alerted me to this.  Heh. Happy April Fool’s Day!

A friend of mine often posts tabloid worthy news links on Facebook.  One of the links today was about the dangers of the cosmetics we used.  If you want to find out how the cosmetics you use is killing you, you can check out http://cosmeticsdatabase.com/.  Azure and I were having a laugh about the site […]

My mom "kena suan" by her colleague last week.  It was unintentional I think… but funny nonetheless. Colleague: Do you mind if we go Mos Burger for lunch today? Mom: OK.  Why you ask? Colleague: ‘Cos it so happens everytime you lunch with us we have fast food. Mom: Why?  You think auntie cannot eat […]

Someone sent this clip to me some time back.  I thought it was really cute and funny.     Do you think I could train Horlicks to do this?  Heh.

With regard to corny jokes this CNY, I’ve heard a lot of “Happy Niu Year” greetings going around till I’m so sick of it.  Saw a new joke today though… my friend wished everyone an “oxpicious” new year.  Heh.

Got this from this website. The following were actual announced in church services or appeared in church bulletins. The scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recyled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with […]

For a very long time, I’ve struggled with the use of the word "invite".  I’ve always understood "invite" to be a verb, e.g. you invite someone to your house for a Christmas party.  However, these days, "invite" is commonly used to replace the word "invitation", e.g. I received a wedding invite from my friend yesterday. […]

I’ve been cracking my head over what to buy for some close friends for Christmas.  I originally wanted to give them some stuff from Bath and Bodyworks but unfortunately, the shipment will only come in Jan 2009.  Azure, probably sensing my dilemma, sent me the following email. ================== My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, […]