WC: Hehehe. Fei Zai (Cantonese for fat boy – a new colleague in our biz development team) thinks u’re really divorced.
Me: Huh? How did that happen?
WC: Don’t know. Deep Voice told me.
Me: What?? Have these guys been talking behind my back?
WC: Hehe. Don’t know. I find out for you.
And so she went to ask Deep Voice how they came to talk about me. Apparently, Fei Zai and Deep Voice were talking about Fei Zai’s initiation. Fei Zai said that he remembers all that happened at Canteen, right up to the point about me being divorced.
*Rolls eyes*. I was like… thanks man WC. Really all thanks to her. What happened was that during his initiation at Canteen, Fei Zai asked if i’m single and WC happily chimed, “No, she’s divorced.”. And that, unfortunately, had to be Fei Zai’s last memory of the night. Sigh.
Seriously! THIS is how rumours are started. Not too long ago, someone thought i got married and asked me how did the wedding go. So not only do i not get invited to my own wedding, i also got divorced without knowing?! Hey! Anyone paying me alimony??
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