Dance like no one's watching

Note to self #1:

When wearing hot pants, do not hook fingers through belt loops as underwear will be exposed.  Wait a min… note to self sub point 1 – do not wear hot pants when you have flabby legs.

Note to self #2:

When working as cabbie, preparation is better than cure.

Note to self #3:

Never offend your owner’s boyfriend… you will get “sylar-ed”.