ESaw sent me this website with funny, wildly absurd statements about actor Chuck Norris. If you do a search online, you’ll realise this "Chuck Norris Facts" has become quite a legend on the Internet. Heh. Didn’t have time to read everything but I thought these few were really funny:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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