Dance like no one's watching

There’re some people in my office with really bad English.  We all know of Kid’s Meal’s infamous "quitted"… and then there’s Smarties’ way of pronouncing "claim" – "craim".  I heard a new one today.  The Esplanade’s "wishing spheres" for the new year have been renamed the "wishing spears". Reminds me of an ex-colleague at an […]

My job has allowed me to gain access to privileged market information.  Following up with a client on his deal which has undergone a few structural changes, I gleaned the following insider view of the market: ============= Dear UptownGal and Big Mac, Pls hold on the project for the time being until further notice as […]

My company has finally decided that there’re too many short emails flying around between staff and it might be more efficient on our system resources to implement the usage of Lotus Notes Instant Messaging instead.  Out of curiousity, I took a look at our IM usage policy… I thought the last part of it was […]

Azure has been busy doing some “dashboard” updates the past 2 days.  I kept asking her what’s a “dashboard” and this was how our conversation ensued: azure: anyway dashboard is supposed to be a summary of KPIs azure: in one or 2 slides azure: but i have 60 slides to update me: how come u […]

Azure saw something very disturbing on the train.  I thought… perhaps it’s a creative approach.  Thinking out of the box kind of thing you know?  She saw this girl reading a book on "Maintaining a Healthy BMI".  Guess what was her approach? Wonder if it works…

By my title, I mean to say that "dumb" found me. Client’s Stupid Clerk: I’ve been trying to send emails to you.  It keeps bouncing back.  This happens everytime!  Can you please clear your mailbox? Me: Er, my mail’s pretty ok.  Perhaps it’s the size of the email you’re sending?  I think there are a […]

This isn’t a new joke… but… I thought it’s a good time to see it again… hahahaha… Hehehehehe.

ESaw sent me this website with funny, wildly absurd statements about actor Chuck Norris.  If you do a search online, you’ll realise this "Chuck Norris Facts" has become quite a legend on the Internet.  Heh.  Didn’t have time to read everything but I thought these few were really funny: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving […]

Suan – To pass a sarcastic remark You know, sometimes, some suans are so good, I consider them works of art.  Here’re some of the good ones I’ve received / given / heard. Suan #1 Was having drinks with Bigmac, Upsize (a guy), Azure and Booze Queen two weeks ago.  We started talking about bikinis […]

When I was working at the phone-in helpdesk of a local ISP, I used to say I would one day publish a book titled "101 Stupid Users".  That could be module 101 for stupid users, or a compilation of 101 stories on stupid users… of which after they read the book, they wouldn’t be so […]